whatās that like? iāve never experienced it. iāve been searching for a job nonstop for the past five months and fucking no one has gotten back to me. i havenāt even been called back to say i didnāt get the job. iām sick of it. iām not in desperate need of a job but iād rather have one before i am.
i was expecting a call back all day. i waited by the fucking phone. i called because i was expecting a call this week, and the guy who interviewed me said āiāll call you tomorrow.ā fuck you. i hope you canāt sleep at night because you keep having dreams about your ex. i hope she calls you the next day and says she wants to get back together with you and sheāll meet you at your favorite date spot. i hope she stands you up, dan. i hope everything bad that could happen to you, happens. i wish murphyās law upon you.
edit: itās so funny because this is my first semi-serious post thatās doing NUMBERS. thought iād point that out and brag a little. maybe i donāt need a job after all. can i monetize this post?
