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Eat off cutting boards
Yes a whole pizza
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@MaeveEatsPearls
Mar 5, 2025
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@ilovesandwich
This is the way
Mar 5, 2025
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@lucius
i don’t just do this with pizza
Mar 5, 2025
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@camdengrrl
TBF, pizza's are getting smaller and smaller. I bought a frozen CPK pizza the other day, and it was much smaller than the box. Shrinkflation!
Mar 5, 2025
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@MaeveEatsPearls
camdengrrl YES AND THE PRICES ARE GOING UP smh…
Mar 5, 2025
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@bilalbikile
don’t let the natty seed oil free gym bros see this , they’ll come for the plastic cutting board ! 😂
Mar 5, 2025
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@memories
are you pairing it with tomato juice? 🍅🍕🥫
Mar 5, 2025
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@MaeveEatsPearls
memories no lol, it’s Trader Joe’s power of seven red juice that shit SMACKS
Mar 5, 2025
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@grape
anything but steak and eggs 🙏🙏
Mar 5, 2025
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@wakeuplmd
Even better just eat it straight off the pizza stone
Mar 5, 2025
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@MaeveEatsPearls
wakeuplmd better yet just eat the pizza stone
Mar 5, 2025
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@wakeuplmd
MaeveEatsPearls don’t even cook it, just eat the frozen pizza like a cookie
Mar 5, 2025
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@MaeveEatsPearls
wakeuplmd you are a genius 😼
Mar 5, 2025
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@emma-goldstein
i do this with trader joe’s cauliflower pizza
Mar 5, 2025
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@MaeveEatsPearls
emma-goldstein I see we are all down with Trader Joe’s pizzas (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)
Mar 5, 2025
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@ninis.moonboots
dominoes or homemade?
Mar 5, 2025
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@MaeveEatsPearls
ninis.moonboots trader joes spicy meat pizza :p
Mar 5, 2025

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