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Recently, I tried a seemingly popular earth fruit. It was not fancily prepared like most earth foods. Merely a slice of the tomato fruit, seasoned with salt and pepper and basil. It was quite interesting. Crunchy and gooey. I did like the crunchy bits however I did not like the gooey texture of the insides. I will never be eating this fruit again.
6.5 out of 10. I reccomend any other martians reading may get their hands on a tomato fruit as well. Just for the authentic earthperson experience.
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you will get a little messy and thats good. to alkalize your mouth after this yummy acidic treat, have some dairy or a starch followed by a drink of water
May 23, 2024
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Before tomato girl (dumb) there was me making raspberries my whole personality as a teenager (just as dumb). But as a real actual point in their favor they're easy to identify in the woods and I ate from a wild raspberry bush by a lake when I was high on mushrooms once and I felt both like a fairy tale child and also like a euphoric Maenad as I called over other tripping people to partake in the bounty.
*There is a non-zero chance this was a different brambleberry, maybe a wineberry, but it tasted the same.
Worst fruit is fuck ass cantaloupe. Every time I smell it before I see it I think there is rotting produce in the room.
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the texture, sound, and taste is phenomenal. 10/10 experience. give me 40
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Holy gleeb dude this is the best thing ever created, ever. period
if any martians reading this also want to try, do not. you will become addicted
10/10
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I painted this little thing that depicts me and my boyhuman as earth cats. It is one inch tall by two inches wide and I keep it in my pocket sometimes. I wish I had more. I'd keep them hidden all over the place for emergencies.
Mar 6, 2025
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Just choosing any one that you like, and deciding thath you think they're neat. I have a favorite earthperson. His name is Jake. He's very silly and adorable. I keep him (mine now).
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