Father Fish recommended biodegrading gross pond leaves to build up my fish tank's biome. Anything for my beta fish.
Fam: You really love them, don't you?
me: I DO!!
I went for a walk to the local pond and snagged a few leaves. Then I carried it with my barehands, with my germaphobe brain mentally screaming the entire time, across campus. I felt self conscious as all hell, so I shoved it into the uni paper halfway through. Super secret under cover ... Germs ಥ‿ಥ