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True stairchads NEVER use electronic methods of vertical transportation. Enjoy your escalators and elevators, I’ll be waiting at the top.
Running up stairs
I am the ultimate vertical locomotor. There’s nothing good about stairs in and of themselves, though they are perhaps the peak of pre-electronic liminal technology. Use this fact to your advantage: lunge multiple steps at a time, run up on all fours, slide down a railing, go up the fast route on an escalator. maximise the potential of stairs, go as fast as you can
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@st9n
Mar 8, 2025
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@darice
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Mar 9, 2025
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@jannesjustus
SPEAK!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ I am NEVER using escalators if I can escape them. Oh, you want to stand still and get transported upstairs? Do that then, but guess who‘s staying active, healthy AND is faster than you? Me.
Mar 8, 2025
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Running up stairs
I am the ultimate vertical locomotor. There’s nothing good about stairs in and of themselves, though they are perhaps the peak of pre-electronic liminal technology. Use this fact to your advantage: lunge multiple steps at a time, run up on all fours, slide down a railing, go up the fast route on an escalator. maximise the potential of stairs, go as fast as you can
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@st9n
Mar 8, 2025
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Taking the Stairs
Everyone seems to love elevators. I don’t understand it. I’m terrified of them. Shutting yourself in a tiny box and being at the mercy of electricity, when instead, you could take the stairs. Taking the stairs is healthy. Burn some calories. Arriving at your destination out of breath with adrenaline coursing through your veins is a way more exciting way to start whatever it is you’re doing on that high up floor than waiting in a little box. It can also motivate you to get places earlier. Trust me, try taking the stairs for a week and you’ll feel way better.
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@curtis
Aug 17, 2023
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SITTING DOWN ON THE ESCALATOR LIKE IT’S YOUR FRONT STOOP
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@snills
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