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Running up stairs

I am the ultimate vertical locomotor. There’s nothing good about stairs in and of themselves, though they are perhaps the peak of pre-electronic liminal technology. Use this fact to your advantage: lunge multiple steps at a time, run up on all fours, slide down a railing, go up the fast route on an escalator. maximise the potential of stairs, go as fast as you can

@st9n

4d ago

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Taking the Stairs

Everyone seems to love elevators. I don’t understand it. I’m terrified of them. Shutting yourself in a tiny box and being at the mercy of electricity, when instead, you could take the stairs. Taking the stairs is healthy. Burn some calories. Arriving at your destination out of breath with adrenaline coursing through your veins is a way more exciting way to start whatever it is you’re doing on that high up floor than waiting in a little box. It can also motivate you to get places earlier. Trust me, try taking the stairs for a week and you’ll feel way better.

@curtis

Aug 17, 2023

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not falling down the stairs

guys seriously i would not recommend it

@bailyn

Jan 29, 2024

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Make disgusting food that sucks

Make chicken that dries out your entire body ! Make soup that sits in your stomach in the worst way possible ! Screw up pasta so badly that the Italian government declares it a hate crime ! Then next time you make these things make them slightly less awful ! I learn by doing and fucking up and doing again, and as long as something is gained from a disaster, it is not a disaster in vain.

@grape

Jan 24, 2025

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I don’t care

I have thought about this a good bit and ultimately it doesn’t matter to me. This might seem like a cop out answer but I think it’s the only correct one. You can debate determined vs not for the rest of the time but things will continue to happen regardless.

@grape

2d ago

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Helter skelter - Siouxsie and the banshees

This and Dear Prudence are their songs now and forever argue with a wall.

@grape

Feb 23, 2025