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I am the ultimate vertical locomotor. There’s nothing good about stairs in and of themselves, though they are perhaps the peak of pre-electronic liminal technology. Use this fact to your advantage: lunge multiple steps at a time, run up on all fours, slide down a railing, go up the fast route on an escalator. maximise the potential of stairs, go as fast as you can
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Stairs are kinda clutch, I can‘t lie. Where am I going? Oh I‘m going up! In the air I go! So many possibilities. Ladders are really cool too
4d ago

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Everyone seems to love elevators. I don’t understand it. I’m terrified of them. Shutting yourself in a tiny box and being at the mercy of electricity, when instead, you could take the stairs. Taking the stairs is healthy. Burn some calories. Arriving at your destination out of breath with adrenaline coursing through your veins is a way more exciting way to start whatever it is you’re doing on that high up floor than waiting in a little box. It can also motivate you to get places earlier. Trust me, try taking the stairs for a week and you’ll feel way better.
Aug 17, 2023
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Will not be elaborating on this except to say when I’m at my parents house I become someone else, and u feel like a wild animal and have arguably a lot more balance as you ascend
Feb 15, 2025

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get da NTS app or whatever radio station u fuck with and just put that on in the morning. ya your brain might want stimulation before u can get out of bed but it doesn’t need instagram reels level shit. Just some fresh music is sometimes all u need
Feb 20, 2025
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separate your to do list into what does and doesn’t require a screen, and do those lists separately means you aren’t constantly bouncing between a screen and the material world. Bonus points if your screenless list is completed without any music or podcasts or anything at all. You’re hiding your true power level by blocking all your thinking with consumption!! posting a neoluddite rec on pifyi is basically reaction farming I’ve realised but I’m NOT that cynical I promise
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