I have a cold in my first week back at uni and I think my dear friend Ruben infected me orrrr I jinxed this illness onto myself after I said in the car with my boyfriend, “I don’t think I’ve gotten sick in a while!”
Anyway I’ve told everyone I know about this cold, how I’m rotting away in bed, cancelling plans left right and centre. I even complained to a lady at work as she sympathetically pat my shoulder.
My mum is constantly asking if I’m okay, my boyfriend came over at I think I infected him as well, the whole world knows I’m sick! And I’m making it your problem as well x