iâm from northern alabama, and iâm not 100% sure this is completely southern, but it killllls me every time i hear an older relative say it. itâs so brutal.
another one is âyou think youâre shit on a stick, but youâre just a fart on a splinter!â
there are many more, but those are the first two to come to mind. they just donât make sayings like they used to.