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should I text her?
12h ago
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@FASTMUSTACH3 leave her alone .
12h ago
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@FASTMUSTACH3 u r right
12h ago
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yeah because why did he just suddenly unblock me on the one app that he beat me to blocking HIM first…boy get out
13h ago
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Keep those pirates at bay, yes
13h ago
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I wonder if people in older generations had situationships like from the 1940s or like did Rutherford B Hayes have a sitch
15h ago
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@JAKE-PERKINS Yes bro
15h ago
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@JAKE-PERKINS yeay we did
15h ago
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@JAKE-PERKINS my grandpa is 102 and fought in WWII and met a girl in the war and protected her from the other american soldiers being creeps to her and formed a friendship. they wrote eachother for years and later he visited her and was shocked that she was waiting for him that whole time to marry her when he was like “uh you were a child when we met and i have always seen you as a little sister and have a fiance now” and he married my grandmother and she moved on and married a famous typographer and they remained friends for many decades. while he was in the war he was also pen pals with a girl back home and took her to her debutante ball (he was from a small town and was excited by the high society goings-ons) after coming home. he still likes telling the story of the ball but he never seriously dated her after the penpal situationship and met my grandmother, etc. rest is history. that’s my secondhand summation of 1940‘s situationships.
14h ago
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mine was "typing" on Snapchat earlier for the first time in months and my heart FLUTTERED. humiliating.
15h ago
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@SHIPMATEJORDAN they know exactly what they are doing
15h ago
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19h ago
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she could text me "i hate you please die" and id still prolly reply "heyy <3"...
19h ago
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@ODETTE well idk about that. ❤️‍🩹
19h ago
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@FAKERECEPTIONIST she has a grip on me i cant explain its probably occult in nature
18h ago
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You should throw a rock reaaaallu far into the air at a trajectory that hits him
23h ago
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@INSTAGRAM I’ll do it maybe but I’m kind of lonely
23h ago
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@FAKERECEPTIONIST Plenty of berries in the bushel
23h ago
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@INSTAGRAM not in this fuckass town. Help me!
23h ago
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@FAKERECEPTIONIST what am i able to do foer you even
23h ago
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@INSTAGRAM just figure something out! Quick
23h ago
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@FAKERECEPTIONIST What if we got you a heli copeter
22h ago
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@INSTAGRAM yes
21h ago
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@INSTAGRAM a helicopter could work. i do not have a helicopter tho. best of luck you 2
21h ago
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@INSTAGRAM maybe w crowdfund
21h ago

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