Charlotte

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Oh, the lure of San Franciscoā€¦ I always dreamed I would end up living there as an adult because my parents lived there when they were young and hot in the 90s. I visited a lot growing up and was always enchanted. Ended up going to Berkeley for school and by then the vibe in SFā€¦ was already off. Expensive and full of tech bros wearing backpacks at bars and increasingly soulless. The housing crisis is devastating and visible on every street you walk down. I went last October for work and it felt so haunted. But if you mustā€¦ šŸ–¤ Scomaā€™s (fancy lunch in fishermanā€™s wharf, get the Crab Louie and a martini) šŸ–¤ Tommyā€™s Joynt (no fuss meat sandwiches & cheap cocktails) šŸ–¤ Vesuvio (perfect bar, iSpy vibes in terms of decor) šŸ–¤ Tommassoā€™s (best italian. Get the chilled broccoli and some sort of pizza with arugula on it) šŸ–¤ Swensenā€™s (my favorite ice cream in the world. I miss it and dream of it. Get sticky chewy chocolate or banana) šŸ–¤ House of Nanking (go when youā€™re starving for Hot Food! you may have to wait a little but it wonā€™t be that long. Get the green beans and if they have congee, by god get that. Also ask for chili oil) šŸ–¤ The East Bay!! (Go to Berkeley and Oakland. Theyā€™re better lol)
Aug 20, 2024
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Some of yā€™all havenā€™t guzzled water in a way that drizzled down your chin and all down your shirt in a while and it shows.
Aug 10, 2024
salted butter + salted peanut butter + flaky sea salt A THIN layer of butter, then like a very loose natural peanut butter thatā€™s just peanuts and salt (crunchy if you wish), then whatever flaky sea salt you have on hand (Maldon, or the like). ā€œToo oily! Too salty!ā€ youā€™re probably thinking. It is not. Itā€™s heaven.
Jul 18, 2024
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Gram Parsons died at 26 in 1973. His wish was to be cremated and have his ashes spread at Joshua Tree, but his family wanted to bury him with a quiet service in NOLA. So, his friends STOLE HIS BODY from LAX in a borrowed hearse, drove to Joshua Tree, poured 5 gallons of gasoline over him, and lit a match. They spread 35 lbs of his charred remains at Cap Rock. The rest of his body was eventually buried in Louisiana. I justā€¦ you canā€™t make this stuff up. Vigilante cremation?? True homies. Thereā€™s so much more to this story look it up.
Jul 17, 2024
Emails are the death of all natural human warmth. Itā€™s kind of just as awful to be a fun/funny emailer than to be a cold robot. You canā€™t get tooo precocious with the signature but signing off with ā€œCheersā€ adds a little naughty spice while still being utterly forgettable and benign. Itā€™s kind of an adorable mental image for someone to be raising a glass every time they shoot off another email.
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Jul 16, 2024
Outfit repeating is in btw
Jul 14, 2024
Oh shit! I was in the ā€pubā€ watching the ā€œfootball gameā€ last night as I am also alone in London rn. Wish I saw this last night ĀØĢ®
Jul 15, 2024
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Iā€™m watering them when the vibe feels right. Iā€™m washing those fucks with soap. there are some things I have no desire to know how to do properly. everyone will act like Iā€™m the DEVIL for this. imagine being free from the prison of #plantmom culture?? we donā€™t have to be subject matter experts on everything.
Jul 2, 2024
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planning a 2 month trip is like getting to watch your own funeral. everyoneā€™s like weā€™re gonna miss you šŸ˜­ what will we do without you? and you get to be like šŸ˜‡ you should have appreciated me while I was here.
Jul 2, 2024