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Listen to me. Your face needs four things. A chemical exfoliatorā€”one. A Vitamin C serumā€”two. A retinoidā€”three. And a ceramide moisturizerā€”four. Do you know who can give you all four? Itā€™s not Snake Oil Skin as much as I wish that were true. Iā€™ve tried all the bougie bitch shit. Augustinus Bader and La Roche-Posey and Barbara Sturm and do you know who comes out on top if I really had to choose? Protocol. This shit works. The complete line with all four products is $262, which might sound like a lot at first, but when you break it down itā€™s really only $65 a bottle. $65 also happens to be what Snake Oil costs, which is what I use as my last step to slug everything in while I sleep. Proof of results is in my face. Iā€™m turning 32 this year and Iā€™ve never not been carded.
Jun 22, 2023

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