My friend Charlotte and I have a text thread dedicated to embarrassing selfies with ill-fitting secondhand online purchases and affirmation of inspired fits. If you convince yourself you can pull off a pair of 80s women’s Adidas track pants from Russia and they turn out to be unsurprisingly tight on the crotch and too short, but no one knows about it, did it ever happen? In the best case scenario, you can trade ill-fitting jawns and find great harmony and satisfaction when the other person pulls them off flawlessly. There’s no reason to keep your failures between you and mirror. Share them with a friend.