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I’ve been getting botox from the time I was 21 and while it’s helped, my new favorite anti aging treatment is radio frequency. It uses radio waves to stimulate collagen under the surface of the skin to tighten and lift. I’ve seen real results and I finally bought a machine on amazon that I use at home, at the med spa it can run you anywhere from $400 to $1200 per treatment. I suggest getting the same machine I have from Amazon.
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truthfully i got into this because i watched spa asmr videos and i had to experience it myself.
it can be kinda $$$ but i love all the gadgets and creams and things they do to my face so that i come out looking like the teletubbies sun baby. worth it!!
Aug 28, 2024
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You have to haul your face around for your entire life, and there’s just no getting around it. As someone who is lurching perilously toward what us old people refer to as “the wrong side of 40,” I am here from your future to tell you not to be afraid, because you can retain your hotness with a little planning! Ever since my very best stage mother and personal BFF Lena Dunham publicly called me out for my elaborate skin care regimen, I’ve been getting questions, so let’s start at the basics and move into the baroque… I don’t think expensive products really make a difference, but if you love them and they make you feel good, by all means waste the money you should be saving for treatments (more on that in a minute) on a 50 step routine—it’s your life! I prefer to streamline because I am old and tired, so while I have definitely tried all of those ritzy oil cleansers and I DO LIKE THEM, in general I think Cetaphil and a microfiber cloth is fine. I usually only wash my face at night and follow it up with some Retin A mixed with a nice heavy moisturizer or oil, and I seal the whole shit in with Aquaphor before going to sleep on a special pillow that doesn’t deform my face. The morning is when things get complicated, because I am a firm believer in all of those gadgets that dermatologists tell you don’t work: I like a red light mask followed by either microcurrent, a muscle stimulation device, or radio frequency, and I follow that up with a CE ferulic serum, hyaluronic acid, moisturizer, and sunscreen. Take your collagen and a vitamin D-K supplement every day, and stay the fuck out of the sun!
Feb 28, 2023
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I got a SolaWave last month and I pick it up almost nightly. It's this futuristic wand thing that combines microcurrents (tea) with red light therapy (wig) to make your skin....better? It gets warm and vibrates while you lightly wave it over your skin. I kept seeing it in Instagram ads so to try the real thing is very satisfying. You know, after watching complete strangers get paid to talk about how they don't have wrinkles anymore because of it. Wonderful! I'm luckily not old enough to have that many wrinkles, but I think it does even out tone and make my skin tighter? All I know is that I've tried Gua Sha and it was very hard to stick to. I think this has a similar vibe of being something-you-Do-for-your-Skin, but it's more futuristic and does the work for you. For my aesthetic-oriented people, the wand itself is this gorgeous brushed ombre metal and it looks swag on a nightstand.
Jul 20, 2021
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I keep re-purchasing this perfume (the pink one). It’s really femme and cunt. It smells bight and fruity. The Korean girls at my old boarding school used to wear it all the time and I always loved their vibe; they were rich, pretty, and had the best plastic surgery. Boys love it because it smells girly and innocent. It’s really important to smell good so people will respect you.
Nov 22, 2022
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If you want to look cool and impressive learn to roll the perfect joint. Men think this really sexy and women like it too. It’s a really important skill. It’s always so annoying when you’re with someone who doesn’t roll a good joint. Don’t be a fucking loser roll a joint the proper way and maybe it will help you get laid.
Nov 22, 2022
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I used to avoid this fancy french bistro in Soho at all costs but now I’m obsessed. The food is reliable and if you eat alone they’ll bring you a free glass of champagne. Also the owner permanently banned James Corden from dining there and that makes me love it even more. Fuck that fat pig James Corden.
Nov 22, 2022