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If you want to look cool and impressive learn to roll the perfect joint. Men think this really sexy and women like it too. It’s a really important skill. It’s always so annoying when you’re with someone who doesn’t roll a good joint. Don’t be a fucking loser roll a joint the proper way and maybe it will help you get laid.
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edit: i dropped the joint recipe in the comments, lmk if u try it or have feedback
a weed related rec?! from moi!!?? shocking i know… but i started rolling joints when i was a freshman in college and was initially incredibly frustrated by how difficult i found it. years of consistent practice later, and now one of my fondest hobbies is rolling pristine little joints that look machine rolled. something about the very short amount of time required relative to the dextrous little hand movements you have to make… i think if i had my choice, i would be someone’s live-in budtender and just roll them and their friends joints all day long
Jun 28, 2024
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men used to go to war now they can’t even roll joints
Feb 1, 2025
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Your “kief infused resin dipped dab oil ghost donkey kush” is for the birds 🥱
I want to roll a 1 gram joint that I can smoke in one sitting and only be pleasantly high!!
Mar 29, 2024
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I keep re-purchasing this perfume (the pink one). It’s really femme and cunt. It smells bight and fruity. The Korean girls at my old boarding school used to wear it all the time and I always loved their vibe; they were rich, pretty, and had the best plastic surgery. Boys love it because it smells girly and innocent. It’s really important to smell good so people will respect you.
Nov 22, 2022
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I’ve been getting botox from the time I was 21 and while it’s helped, my new favorite anti aging treatment is radio frequency. It uses radio waves to stimulate collagen under the surface of the skin to tighten and lift. I’ve seen real results and I finally bought a machine on amazon that I use at home, at the med spa it can run you anywhere from $400 to $1200 per treatment. I suggest getting the same machine I have from Amazon.
Nov 22, 2022
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I used to avoid this fancy french bistro in Soho at all costs but now I’m obsessed. The food is reliable and if you eat alone they’ll bring you a free glass of champagne. Also the owner permanently banned James Corden from dining there and that makes me love it even more. Fuck that fat pig James Corden.
Nov 22, 2022