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First of all the key is to not get hit. That way nothing bad actually happens to you, it just almost does. Works best if it‘s not your fault— good reason to get pissed off, great story to tell when you get home, etc. You’ll find this has actually happened to a lot of people
Dec 19, 2023
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* Call the police 🤮 I hate to say it but it will lend a lot of credibility to your story if there is a police report to back it up
* Write down the license plate of the car in case they drive off
* Document document document!! Take pictures of the positions of the cars where they came to rest, the damages to your car, the damages to the other car, and of the scene itself
* Stop any witnesses you see and ask them if they would be willing to give you their name and number so your insurance can call and interview them
* Get a picture of the other person’s driver’s license and insurance card and give them yours
* As soon as you are able, write down a summary of what happened in as much detail as possible — the longer you wait, the less you will remember but if you write it down, you’ll be able to refer back to it when taking recorded statements
* Take note of the intersection where it happened, what direction of travel you were in, which lane you were in, durations of time (ex how long you were stopped at a stop sign or how soon before impact you saw the other car), the points of impact to the cars
* Seek medical attention ASAP — if you have med pay coverage your insurance will pay your medical bills with no deductible paid on your part. You can also seek medical damages and even a general pain and suffering settlement from the other insurance company or file suit
May 14, 2024
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Today I was going 75mph on a busy highway when a rock shot through the window *sideways* right behind my head and blew out the window completely. All I got was some glass in my hair. I’m a lucky bastard what a rush
Apr 18, 2024
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like when i got a pitchfork stuck in my ankle & didn’t go to a doctor. for instance. or getting hit in the face with a baseball bat (def saw a doctor that time).
Jan 26, 2024
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The best part of phones is that they’re a small box of all of your friends. You can basically always talk to one of your friends. Even if they’re one million away. Isn’t that just the coolest thing ever. Call a friend today and chat for no reason. It’s one of the best things you can do.
Jan 12, 2024
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You have to do it right away. You can’t just leave it for later. That’s how they get you. You have to do it right away or they’ll get you.
Dec 28, 2023
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They’re maybe the only ones who understand what it is to live in the future. “Electronic cigarettes” are something you’d be promised at the 1964 World’s Fair. That’s real flying car shit. And they lived to see it. We don’t get it like they do.
Dec 19, 2023