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*unless it‘s something cool and interesting, like skiing or scuba diving.
every time I start going to the gym I become more uptight and less funny. plus, my taste in music goes to shit because I start listening to high-bpm edm while on the stairmaster. not to mention, we could use more chubby guys with a 70’s-character-actor type of look.
spend those 5 hours a week doing something more interesting. a weekly hike is enough exercise.
Dec 20, 2023
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Listen, if you’re just starting to lift weights and need something to get the juices flowin’, be my guest and listen to some corny ass rock music. Couldn’t be me! But be my guest. I want people to feel comfortable in their bodies, so as long as you feel as if have more agency than before, good.
HOWEVER. Any experienced lifter knows you can only reach that upper echelon of workouts if you feel hot. Not like, “Oh I’m starting to see some progress good for me.” No, fuck that. I’m talkin’ HOT. You gotta feel SEXY. Step your game up by ditching the chugging guitars and put on some snap. If you are not walking onto the gym floor like you are on stage at Magic City in Atlanta circa 2008 than take your ass back to the couch.
Feb 9, 2024
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I hate to say it but it is good for my brain and I feel better about myself now that I’m going to the gym regularly
Jan 3, 2025
LOVE calisthenics. HATE the gym.
Calisthenics
- workout in the sun
- better on tendons and joints
- feel like tarzan
- get sore but don’t feel like you can’t move (better mobility)
- your back gets CUT 🗡️
The Gym
- have to wait for machines 🧍♂️
- HAVE to wear headphones cuz annoying a** music
- stank
- hot
- cost $$$
Nov 7, 2024
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additionally, london fog trenchcoats, for sort of a 1940’s private detective vibe.
now imagine drinking a london fog in a london fog? good lord
A dignified beverage. vanilla oat milk lattes are now the drink of the masses. Order a london fog and feel like Beatrix Potter
Dec 20, 2023
Dec 20, 2023
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each movie is 80% two middle aged british men doing obscure impressions while eating world class food and 20% mid life crisis. a dream
Dec 20, 2023
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Every scene, the entire movie. He’s throwing fits for 90 straight minutes.
I won’t be providing reference images, so you’ll have to watch Fast Times to see for yourself.
Dec 26, 2023