Folks— whether or not I should be ashamed to admit it, I’m all about sitting on the toilet and going on my phone. It’s very easy (and fun) to be guilty of this; a faint Instagram reel through the door is the modern warbler by the window.
The best part of phones is that they’re a small box of all of your friends. You can basically always talk to one of your friends. Even if they’re one million away. Isn’t that just the coolest thing ever. Call a friend today and chat for no reason. It’s one of the best things you can do.
They’re maybe the only ones who understand what it is to live in the future. “Electronic cigarettes” are something you’d be promised at the 1964 World’s Fair. That’s real flying car shit. And they lived to see it. We don’t get it like they do.
