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It’s my birthright to be a jerk and I really exploit that right to the fullest (especially because one of my bandmates is from Long Island).
Dec 28, 2023
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You get to say “I’m From New York” to literally anyone on the planet earth and they get mildly impressed/jealous.
Jan 31, 2024
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you don’t have to look far
Jan 28, 2024
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no one is surprised when you’re direct
Feb 7, 2024
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I’m not like a real musician so I love seeing incredible musicians being their effortlessly amazing selves, singers (sangers) especially. This song has been stuck in my head for the past 7 years.
Dec 28, 2023
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Especially now that I’m committed to being blonde, I like throwing away all of my money into a void. That financial void helps fill the void in my heart and I pack it with miscellaneous nice-smelling chemicals that claim to make my hair longer, stronger, healthier, and shinier. I somehow believe it will make me more beautiful and more powerful than ever before (I’m still not beautiful nor powerful). I always *think* it’s kind of maybe almost working if I squint in the mirror and think happy thoughts but despite the ambiguity I keep buying and buying and buying anyway, bewitched by the creative descriptions and captivating packaging engineered to trick suckers like me into false hope. Even though I understand the deception on an intellectual level, the emotional high of collecting far outweighs the acknowledgement of an inconvenient truth. The sweet smell of denial!
Dec 28, 2023
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The places dreams are made of. I feel like my best, most creative self in 99 cent stores and beauty supply stores. I could honestly spend hours perusing the aisles! When I’m feeling down, I go hang out at the ones in my neighborhood and I always come out feeling a little better.
Dec 28, 2023