There is nothing more high octane than grabbing the kitchen scissors in an emotional state and muttering ‘Fuck it’ while you attempt to follow a Brad Mondo YouTube video on your phone, only to give up watching half way through and go rogue.
Could I pay a professional to fix this mess? Sure, but in a month when my uneven bangs finally grow out to an awkward length, I get to have the thrill of another emotionally charged snip-session.