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It’s like pawn stars without the humiliation or desperate reek of chum lee. Just old people wearing the most insane clothes you’ve ever seen, often speaking with the most insane regional dialects you’ll ever hear, learning about their knickknacks. Plus it’s hosted by a guy named Mark Wahlberg who is not Mark Wahlberg.
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All of the episodes are on Youtube and if you’re a nostalgic reality show nerd like me, you’re welcome. For those who aren’t familiar it’s an old MTV show that follows Tommy Hilfiger’s daughter Ally and her bff Jaime around NYC. Watching the daughter of the America-obsessed designer Tommy Hilfiger say she doesn’t understand “American, um, uh, uh, products at all” while scarfing down crudités is truly the “Rich”ness of the show! They say the most insane and dumb shit sincerely and I still love it. A true study on delusion. A horror reality show. Def not for everyone. They dress like we do now so there’s style inspo too if you want to watch it on mute. Some might call it nauseatingly cringe, but I like to live on the edge.
Jan 27, 2022
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I went on a deep HGTV dive in the early pandemic times and find myself constantly going back. It has truly everything from strange homes that look like fruits to competitive antiquing. I put on flea market flip to fall asleep some nights, a show where “designers” take things from flea markets and somehow always make them significantly uglier.
Jun 24, 2021
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I can’t help but think, how could my elegant countenance ever suggest I engage with that stuff….it’s Kitchen Nightmares.
Apr 25, 2024
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its the best way to consume media. DONT show me a trailer DONT let me read the flap on the inside of the novel DONT tell me there’s even an alien in it. Dont tell me what it’s about just be like “it’s good you should check it out”
Jan 20, 2024
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just remembered you can do this. hell yeah.
Feb 22, 2024
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but god….i want to do this in a garage so bad….
Feb 7, 2024