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my left ear’s been clogged for about a week and a half. tonight i decided to drink one of my cartons of chocolate milk. i must’ve sipped from the straw a little too fast because i started hiccuping. all of a sudden i was hearing an intense hissing sound to my left with HD clarity, and i’m like oh god, is that me? no, it was just my heater, but i could hear my heater out of the left side of my head now! god bless! thank you, boxed silk dark chocolate almond milk, for freeing me 🙏
Jan 26, 2024

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so tasty. so good. so nourishing. I like to grab it out of the fridge and go outside and drink it straight from the jug and feel the sun and the wind. I love you chocolate milk. if you haven’t had chocolate milk since you were a child, a chocolate milk renaissance is paradigm-shifting
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had some for the first time in like 15 years, that shit hits. And not that trash yoo-hoo, chocolate piss water. Local dairy brand in the 16oz bottle at the gas station chocolate milk. On the choco milk train in 24 like we used to do it.
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i can't drink straight cows milk anymore because the lactose wrecks my skin and my guts but when i'm stuck in a state of sleeplessness sending one of these puppies down helps
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