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every sunday from 10am to 5pm satan's janitorial staff needs to do a deep cleaning of hell so he sends all his demons and sinners to trader joes in the meantime. i worked there my junior and senior years of high school and people got more violent than i have ever seen over hashbrowns and orange chicken. some days i would be on reg for 4 hours, take a 30 minute lunch break, clean the bathroom for 30 minutes, then go back on reg for another 3 hours. sundays were so horrid that we got paid an extra 10 bucks an hour to come in (i think it was also because tj's got caught union busting but that's neither here nor there). it's already a shitty gig with an even shittier clientele, the least you could do is put the groceries youre buying into a bag yourself. if you don't know how to make double bags, ask!!! the cashier will be more than happy to make them for you. it just makes everything go so much faster
Jan 29, 2024
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I'm talking Cobble Hill TJ's when the workers have those big signs that tell you where the end of the line is and they're herding you like cattle. When there's so many people that you just join the line upon entry and get to weave through every aisle in a single-file line. This is how every grocery store should work regardless of how many people there are. I promise you there is a natural flow and intended route through the store and it prevents traffics jams and long lines and minimizes your time spent wandering.
Nov 13, 2023
Nothing like a visit to sloppy joes to ignite antipathy for your fellow man woman and child. You see how long the line is and how congested it is and begin to project a burning disdain for the anonymous masses that surround you -
But its good to lean into the feeling, as long as its unspoken and you dont act like a jerk — let those evil thoughts rip. In a 25 minute wait in line, you can really hash some stuff out
And once you check out and have your treasured items. Its time to road rage in the parking lot.
Feb 1, 2025
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...but he makes u carry all the shit he buys. been there.
Apr 23, 2024
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we're losing the holy war to virgins and wattpaders. males would rather spend an evening watching sissy hypno jois than fucking a real life woman. lesbian cinema has been plagued by the yearndemic as if hollywood can't imagine two women wanting to go at it nasty style. all the fasion forcasters are saying oversized utilitarian shlop is in for 2025. dating apps practically let you mail order cock to your house and yet we're fucking less than ever. what the fuck is going on? when reagan was in office robert mapplethorpe taking photos of a guy in a gimp suit with a cum guzzling tube coming from his mouth. we need that back. i think latex is one of the few materials that trancends the digital hellscape we're living in right now. it engages the senses. you can look at a photo of someone wearing latex and know exactly what it smells like and tastes like and feels like. it's the closest one can get to nudity while being fully clothed. it tantalizes because it relies so heavily on implication. in an era where you can get on the internet and view 4k photos of body parts the victorians only saw after a decade of marriage, latex delays gratification by forcing the observer to fill in the blanks. the people in office are trying to scrub the earth of anything they find perverse and replace artists with thieving robots who only work because of the centuries of human creativity that came before them. fantasy is one of the only things unique to human sexuality. we need to be reveling in it, not supressing it!!!
Mar 4, 2025
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heaven on earth. skin cancer was created by big air conditioning to take away your god given right to bake all day long once it hits 65+
Mar 16, 2024
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love love love the feeling of stripping down to my skivvies and/or my birthday suit bc my brain knows im going to one of my three favorite places: bed, the beach, or poundtown
Feb 11, 2024