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It’s literally 2024??? If you don’t have a bidet by now what are you doing? Grow up! No amount of toilet paper will EVER get your hole as clean as a bidet. (also a reminder that toilet paper is a primary contributor to old growth deforestation, so using as little as possible is good practice)
Jan 31, 2024
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Disturbing that people live without them in the year 2024, quite honestly…
Oct 7, 2024
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anyone else think it's embarrassing to wipe your own ass? like okay now i'm a big baby and i have to do it myself? no. motion to truly cleanse ourselves after pooping, wiping isn't doing anything for our ego or our buttcrack health. it's also not natural or normal? nobody else in the animal kingdom has to use toilet paper so why should i. there should be a government program like the ones the CDC has to quit smoking but for quitting toilet paper where they come install a bidet for free
Apr 17, 2024
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because then when you're out in public and have to go, you have to use nasty ass toilet paper 🤮
Feb 12, 2025
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are you feeling literally bonkers koo koo krazy depressed or anxious or immobilized by the weight of the world?? take a shower. be cleansed. sit in there for like 35 minutes if you need to. renewal.
Jan 27, 2024
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Save your routine morning poop for the workplace and start your day with a nice little break. They can’t tell you no! Nobody will know it was you! And if they do, they literally can’t say anything about it, it would be ~unprofessional~. It’s a social lockout. Chances are your employee bathroom is pretty well-maintained and there is the added benefit of having some extra cushion time in your morning routine. And if you have a fear of pooping outside of your home, get over it, everybody poops and no one cares or is too socially afraid to mention it.
Jan 29, 2024
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Like it just works! I am a cozy little warm cat boy in a big sweatshirt
Feb 3, 2024