anyone else think it's embarrassing to wipe your own ass? like okay now i'm a big baby and i have to do it myself? no. motion to truly cleanse ourselves after pooping, wiping isn't doing anything for our ego or our buttcrack health. it's also not natural or normal? nobody else in the animal kingdom has to use toilet paper so why should i. there should be a government program like the ones the CDC has to quit smoking but for quitting toilet paper where they come install a bidet for free