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I mean if you can you should, embrace being the odd stranger
Feb 3, 2024
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i wouldn’t recommend doing this around your regular haunts, but occasionally i’ll pretend my life circumstances are different to strangers in customer service interactions, just for my own laugh. example: i’m buying 2 gallons of goat milk at the farm stand, the woman behind the counter says, “that’s a lot of milk!”, i reply, “i have family to feed” (i am unmarried and have no kids).
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i walk into a lamp to store check the price of a stained glass rooster lamp. the owner says ”135”, i say, “okay cool, going to go run it by the wife!” (i’m gay).
typing this out makes me realize this will really only ever be funny to you and will only be fun if the false identity is so far from who you are. if you’re just gassing up aspects of your life then it becomes weird and maybe psycho.
Jan 6, 2024
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My fav thing to do when I go clubbing and/or bar hopping is to create alter versions of me. one moment I’m a dentist the next i’m a stay at home with twins and it my first night out since they were born 😭 it’s fun, entertaining, and better when you get your friends in on it. Who’s gonna call me out? No one 🫶🏾 (I also do light research to really commit)
May 17, 2024
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i switch between New Jersey sopranos mobster, and british cockney accent like Wallace and grommet
theres also some scatting here and there amidst it all
Mar 1, 2024
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so much to talk about, the sunglasses, the scarf, the fresh baguette and coffee, the always lovely cafe setting. I think this is the most swag ever captured on camera I aspire to be at this level
Feb 11, 2024
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alright hear me out: carbonation and coffee with a squeeze of orange shouldn’t work, but it does. Been making them daily and i feel a lot better in the morning each time i do
Mar 7, 2024
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the greatest love song of the 21st century??? wait…. They don’t love you like I love you
Feb 25, 2024