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eating an apple with a pocketknife
shaving off irregular segments as you go
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@rayne-fisher-quann
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Feb 5, 2024
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@possible
Yes. And also with cheeze.
Feb 6, 2024
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@lindsaylohan
Frankreynoldscore
Feb 6, 2024
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@hana_u
that’s a peak fatherly activity… for this reason i feel inept to perform it… you need to have a certiain je ne sais quoi for it that only comes with age and wisdom….
Feb 5, 2024
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@rossss
Reminds me of my youth. Papa used to give me and the other boys an apple and a knife. Chaos ensued, because we had to share both Apple and Knife. Once, when I dropped the knife and the smaller boy took it, I cried so hard I threw up on the carpet.
Feb 5, 2024
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@flakypastries
Did you also use “baby rump kisser“ as an insult because of this movie like my brother and I did
Feb 5, 2024
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@jennie
reed omg the beansssss
Feb 5, 2024
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@reed
yes! also have a romanticized ideal pot of beans
Feb 5, 2024
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@jennie
toilet he devoured this role (and the apple)
Feb 5, 2024
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@sola
few opportunities to look innocent and threatening simultaneously
Feb 5, 2024
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@cjyho
marktwaincore
Feb 5, 2024
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@toilet
it’s literally the first thing i thought of. christopher lloyd is so hot even as a villain
Feb 5, 2024

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