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I’m not recommending it per say (although the cookies are really good obviously im just assuming everyone knows about it already) I just want to tell this story of what may be the funniest thing I’ve ever overheard in public: I was taking the train into the city from Jersey and these four Rutgers frat guy freshmen were sitting in front of me. After they finished talking about all of the “NYU, FIT, and Parsons” girls that were going to be at the party they were attending that night (no mention of cooper union, LOL, or any CUNY (classist)) one of them said “you guys, we have to go to this place it’s called levain bakery” and he kept bringing it up throughout the train ride. His friends made fun of him for “jerking off with his girl on FaceTime” and immediately after he said “bro go onto instagram type l-e-v-a-i-n.” He wanted levain bakery SO BAD. It was extremely funny. At the end of the trip they realized they got into NYC too late for levain bakery. I felt kind of bad for them.
Feb 5, 2024
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i ordered dunkin and as soon as i hit pay i realized i live in ny and there’s a locally owned cafe every 2 blocks. i couldve had some french toast and a good latte for only a few bucks more but now i have to make the walk of shame to collect my financially poor decision
Feb 3, 2024
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if you ever find yourself in downtown Dallas there’s a little spot tucked by the giant eyeball that has coffee and bagels. Smaller than a NY bagel and not as chewy, but the fixins were good and the crew was super cool. Fellow yappers and banter pros
Jun 15, 2024
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very good gf, mostly vegan baked goods made with maple sugar. the brownies are amaze & also they ship if you don’t live in NYC
May 15, 2024
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The cuntiest punctuation…I literally can’t stop using them they are the best way to translate the energy of a washed up starlet with a transatlantic accent into writing
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We need to normalize going to community board meetings with your friends
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I love suede…the other day I was helping my gf clean weed crumbs out of her suede couch and realized the 70s must’ve been a nightmare
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