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silly voicemail greetings

i cold call all day. hearing weird / interesting voicemail greetings instead of the robot is so refreshing - someone sang their voicemail intro . one guy was like “press 6 then press 5 and then turn around and touch your nose” one girl did a dominitrix voice and was like “don’t even THINK about leaving me a voicemail… simply text me…” so wonderful when ppl get creative w the mundane things in life

@adubjose

Apr 18, 2024

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Voicemails

Lost art. I respect people that can leave a voicemail, most people just keep calling you back (most people don’t even make phone calls anymore WILD) but the ones that leave a voicemail, be it with an annoyed tone or sweet sincere elegance, I appreciate yall man. I’ll hit you back later in the meantime, thank you for caring enough.

@ion_know_

Sep 19, 2024

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if it’s important they will leave a voicemail

if they don’t. fuck em. they never called me

@lucius

Mar 1, 2024

Top Recs from @sequoia

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have a list of bits and sayings on hand

here, i’ll get you started: - had to be there - for tax purposes - and i’ve always said that - i’ll allow it - that’s above my paygrade - godspeed - somethings amiss… - even a worm will turn - whose to say - likewise - indubitably - but at what cost - i’ll have it known - bobs your uncle - many people are saying this - thems the game - i’m here all night (when you say something funny) - what is this....amateur hour?

@sequoia

Feb 8, 2024

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do a little cowboy fast draw every now and then

perfect the sudden movement and point your finger guns with utmost accuracy and speed. keep people on their toes

@sequoia

Feb 8, 2024

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walking around the same block over and over until the person youre with notices

you can only turn left so many times…

@sequoia

Feb 8, 2024