- I am able to express myself in a levelheaded and socially adjusted way, even after bottomless mimosas
- The tattoos I’ve been itching for aren’t indicative of a larger subconscious desire to feel something
- I am not a burden to the people that love and care for me
- My girlfriend’s dog loves me, not just because I give her treats but also because she sees my heart.
- I am deserving of a livable wage
- They’ll fix Shrek‘s face in the new movie
- I am capable of maintaining relationships even through growth and repair periods
