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going to the gym with your friend and neither of you really know how to work out but he knows more than you

They say nobody is paying attention to you in the gym but that is patently untrue because I am always people watching the few time that I am there. When you don't know how to work out you feel like the stupidest guy in the world but if you go with your friend then feeling stupid becomes having a laugh. For example you can do isolated calf raises one leg at a time and balance on each other's shoulders. You can do bicep curls in sync and giggle together. Your friend can show you how to do a lateral raise and you can whine about it but that's fine, you are just learning and spending time in good company. Everyone should have a gym buddy who teaches them a few random exercises that don't really apply to their physical needs

@keyholefly

Jan 24, 2024

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Making a gym pact with your roommate

This is actually the best thing I’ve done this year… actually motivates me to go consistently and makes going fun!!!!

@zgirlrulez6

Jan 24, 2024

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group fitness classes

the only way i will work out is if i am held accountable by 20 other people. and it works!

@milkbags

Mar 9, 2024

Top Recs from @legolasfucks

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Calling feet “Dogs”

Guarantees a laugh from me.

@legolasfucks

Feb 7, 2024

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the penis series

I left this on a coworkers desk. Each sticky is a replica of a “classic”

@legolasfucks

Feb 10, 2024

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2014 tumblr kid: Do Not reblog

what a time to be depressed in middle school. my uniform was flower crowns, combat boots, a skirt, tights and a graphic t-shirt. I thought my tumblr was so fucking sick—I copied some code on the backend so Born to die by Lana del Rey played and the mouse was a skull. So funny that at the time I was terminally unique, now this shared experience is something you can practically smell on early 20 year old gays.

@legolasfucks

Feb 8, 2024