Im gonna be vulnerable and share a story where I am the offender. I matched with a very cool and smart and pretty girl who recently moved to Vancouver from Toronto (sheā€™s now fairly big in the natural wine scene there HAHA but donā€™t want to doxx anyone just more a data point confirming the above). Aaaaaanyways I invited her to a very cool (long gone and now replaced with a shadow of its former self new pizza shop under new management) retro pizza shop and because I was so smitten proceeded to forget how to ā€œsit coolā€, how to make conversation, and EVEN how to eat pizza (omg this is so embarrassing). At the end of the date the server asked us if we wanted to pack up the rest of the pizza and I had picked up the check so she insisted I take it home but for some weird epigenetic mechanism around providing sustenance for the tribe reason I thought it would be ā€œimpressiveā€ to say no to half of a massive pizza pie even though it was CLEARLY the end of the date making pizza box transport logistics a non-issue. A humbling reminder that we can all be the weird one sometimes šŸ« 
Feb 18, 2024

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