Hey, Beast!
Sorry, but [NAME] can’t come to the phone right now. Please leave your name and number after the beep and [NAME] will get back to you soon!
*BEEP*
Just kidding! Sorry I can’t reply to your email right now (bummer right?!?), I’m probably laying out on a beach somewhere hot sippin’ a Piña Colada and soaking up some sun ([Papa/Mama]’s gotta get their tan on somehow!).
Oooorrrr maybe I’m just having me a little self-care day and I’m at home watching The Office and eating ice cream for breakfast in my jammies (because, let’s be honest, we’ve all been there!).
Either way, I pinky promise to get back to you once I get out of derpy sloth mode and back into [INDUSTRY OF WORK] ninja mode. Until then, stay epic!
Catch you later,
[NAME]
