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see a penny pick it up. the other day i dreamt that after buying my twelve eggs i had awoken the next day to find i have already lost six. i was distraught (reader, i was sobbing). this example allows you to infer how much eggs mean to me, without having to tell you outright. but, unlike when you drop a penny and someone decides they’ll steal it for their own good luck, such stolen eggs returned to me, and now i can eat twelve egg wraps. many eggs, many good times.
Feb 28, 2024
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It’s what my basket is for, if it breaks then I’ll just die it’s not that serious. I don’t even have that many eggs to begin with. I grew up in a single-egg-basket-household, who are these people with multiple egg baskets, do they walk among us?
Feb 3, 2024
I was watching the scene from Always Sunny on loop—linked, it’s so perfect—and then I went out for a bike ride and someone threw an egg at me from the window of a moving car! thankfully, they missed!
Mar 29, 2024
Are because I am counting my chickens before they hatch today, one of my favorite pastimes as a dreamer
May 29, 2024
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guys, you get it.
Feb 22, 2024
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see also: having a life that feels like your own, being able to feel happy, having people you care about and who care about you too, no reliance on the transpennine express, living in a place where the world doesn’t end at 5pm, seeing a castle and a big big hill and the moon on the way to see the girl you really really like, being in the position the child you in the small town could only dream of and didn’t believe could happen
Mar 2, 2024
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my parents favourite tv show, and in watching it i can come to the conclusion that oh. yes. i am your child. grateful that you didn’t board oceanic flight 815 and birth me on a dodge island so that i can watch a show about that happening to other people. when people (like my parents) tell you this is the greatest show of all time THEY ARE NOT LYING ! i am only on season 3 but the levels of mouth wide open out loud saying what the fuck that i have reached ? dare i say more shocking than back to back scream tv series halloween special episode reveal followed by its immediate cancellation. cannot express my lost obsession to you right now i am having way too much fun.
May 17, 2024