I was watching the scene from Always Sunny on loop—linked, it’s so perfect—and then I went out for a bike ride and someone threw an egg at me from the window of a moving car! thankfully, they missed!
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see a penny pick it up. the other day i dreamt that after buying my twelve eggs i had awoken the next day to find i have already lost six. i was distraught (reader, i was sobbing). this example allows you to infer how much eggs mean to me, without having to tell you outright. but, unlike when you drop a penny and someone decides they’ll steal it for their own good luck, such stolen eggs returned to me, and now i can eat twelve egg wraps. many eggs, many good times.
Feb 28, 2024
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It’s what my basket is for, if it breaks then I’ll just die it’s not that serious. I don’t even have that many eggs to begin with. I grew up in a single-egg-basket-household, who are these people with multiple egg baskets, do they walk among us?
Feb 3, 2024
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what a delightful sensation
May 17, 2024
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so unexpected in an otherwise chill song, plus there’s no screaming in the studio version, scared the heck out of me first time i saw him do it at a show
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