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I was on the receiving end of this banger while waiting on line for the bathroom at a restaurant Last night. the gal who said it ended up just telling me about the crazy first date she was on for roughly 90seconds, but god what a perfect hook
Mar 3, 2024
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Anti-rec: Approached me out of the blue and felt like meeting the G-Man from Half Life 2
Mar 16, 2024
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I’ve never done this, but a guy consistently liked my stories and then eventually replied to one... and we got to chatting… was he a freak? yes! Absolutely! But we did date… so I think build up to it/ it helps if you can tell that you both have similar interests from your respective online presenses (is that a word???)
Jun 15, 2025
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TLDR: fine shit tried flirting with me, I ended up engaging In the world’s most awkward hug and talking about queues for 10 minutes.
My love life has been drier than the Sahara desert for the last year now. I was at a bar last week and was queuing for the karaoke I didn’t realise the girl in front of me was queuing I thought she was talking to the DJ so I unintentionally cut in front of her to the sign up sheet, she makes a comment about it I apologise and tell her she can go ahead. She comes over to me about 10 minutes later I can’t hear a word she’s saying but I thought she was talking about the queue still so I kept on saying ‘don’t worry about it, it’s not that big of a deal, we’ll just move on from it’. only after telling a housemate about this they said are you sure she wasn’t calling you cute, to which I realised she could’ve been flirting with me.
Which probably explains why she hugged me, I wasn’t expecting it so I kinda went into the hug half heartedly and ended up patting her on the back. If I was that girl I would leave because of how fucking awkward that was. She didn’t kept talking to me and asking questions about me. I think I can’t hear her still and all I hear is what is your name, I reply and I didn’t hear what she said. she keeps speaking and now I can actually hear her she says i’m gonna go back to my mates now but good luck with the karaoke to which i responded thanks you’ll be great as well I hope and we go our separate ways.
Only after leaving the bar I start to connect the dots and think huh that was a little odd she was really passionate about that queue. If you are that girl reading this I can only apologise
May 9, 2025
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not to be indelicate but… they’re nice ! why get rid of tthem ?? let Them stay!!!
Feb 26, 2024
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dont treat your shit like it’s disposable! . My laptop is old as hell and doesn’t work unless it’s plugged into a wall, but you know what I am proud that I cared for it like the finely arranged clump of precious metals and plastics that it is instead of like something I have to upgrade because there’s been 10 new versions in the last 8 years I’ve had it. In fact it makes me a fucking saint. I also always hang dry my undies so they don’t stretch out and get holes in them from heat damage. Things will last if you invest just a modicum of care into them..additionally it feels really nice to be able to point to a hideous Victoria’s Secret thong on the drying rack and say “I’ve had that for 14 years”. Also probably in 2 more years gen alpha kids will point to my laptop and call it “vintage”, so that’s something to look forward to. Ok Rec over
Feb 2, 2024
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This is a key rec for any context in which you need to burn a few hours by yourself, especially at a bar, coffee shop, restaurant, etc. where you dont just want to be staring into space. Bring a bunch of postcards or stationery and stamps to the bar, camp out at the best people-watching table in the corner, order a little drinky, and write out some postcards about your day to your friends. (pro tip: you probably have their addresses saved in Google maps)
This is one of my favorite things to do when traveling alone...kill several birds with one stone by 1) sending sweet little trip updates to the besties back home 💌 2) burning a few hours when you don’t know what to do with yourself 🕰️ 3) looking busy while enjoying a bev in a nice place 🍸 4) getting off that damn phone for a bit 📴
Feb 5, 2024