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suits

it a banger i might take the lsat and become fake lawyer

@shomimoor

Mar 6, 2024

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filing a lawsuit

In this country, all men are made equal before The Court. The Court. What a beautiful idea. Where a nobility gathers. Where a competition is formalized, sanctified, & made into sport. To Serve someone, to Summon someone before The Court. Where man is Judged, and blinded goddess Justice reveals herself. If you look at me wrong, I will be pursuing legal action. You’ll be speaking with my lawyer. You’ll be speaking with my lawyer’s lawyer. I’m badly injured & and I’m wearing a neck brace right now as I type this. This is your fault. How are you going to make me whole again? I seek restitution. I seek retribution. BANG BANG BANG. The Judge has come to a decision. You’re going to Gaol for 5 MILLION YEARS. And I will be collecting a dollar a year in perpetuity, per annum, ad infinitum.

@steelyfan1998

May 12, 2024

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you could sue a corporation haha

this lady won a lawsuit against costa for making her coffee too hot! you just have to be creative with your lawyer! #hiremeifyouneedalawyer!

@devisthatgirl

Jul 1, 2024

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music

i recommend listening to music. people have been listening to music for thousands of years and we’ll do it for thousands more. here’s a spreadsheet that i use to track albums/mixtapes/EPs i listen to at work. i need to find a better way to take into account singles… but for now, this is my preferred way to remember what music i listen to. my favourites are highlighted in green. right now, i’m really into trap, scottish twee pop, and ambient music… but this will change

@katia

Jan 25, 2024

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making yourself a huge caeser salad and eating it from a big metal bowl

bonus if it’s on your couch while watching a movie

@katia

Mar 3, 2024

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wood carving

recently i have been taking wood carving classes at the community centre. i initially wanted to sign up for something more conventional e.g. pottery or sewing but they were all full. this ended up being a blessing in disguise because wood carving rocks. i’m by far there slowest person in the class but i really enjoy the methodical process. reflecting, i realize i had been doing my own sort of wood carving as a child who fidgeted a lot and was always tearing apart branches and popsicle sticks. any way, right now my project is a leaf sculpture that isn’t really “my taste” but i hope afterwards to make a cool large bowl for my coffee table that i can fit trinkets in

@katia

Jan 31, 2024