this lady won a lawsuit against costa for making her coffee too hot! you just have to be creative with your lawyer! #hiremeifyouneedalawyer!
Jul 1, 2024
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it's just never that serious! sue me!!
Feb 8, 2024
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job now wants to start charging me for hollandaise sauce, as if they haven’t already taken enough from me, looking for a lawyer
Dec 16, 2023
In this country, all men are made equal before The Court. The Court. What a beautiful idea. Where a nobility gathers. Where a competition is formalized, sanctified, & made into sport. To Serve someone, to Summon someone before The Court. Where man is Judged, and blinded goddess Justice reveals herself.
If you look at me wrong, I will be pursuing legal action. You’ll be speaking with my lawyer. You’ll be speaking with my lawyer’s lawyer. I’m badly injured & and I’m wearing a neck brace right now as I type this. This is your fault. How are you going to make me whole again? I seek restitution. I seek retribution. BANG BANG BANG. The Judge has come to a decision. You’re going to Gaol for 5 MILLION YEARS. And I will be collecting a dollar a year in perpetuity, per annum, ad infinitum.
May 12, 2024
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every song he sang for the concert was soluful, sexy and depressing.
Jul 2, 2024
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when everything feels lame and nothing sounds appealing its because i'm overthink the activity or i think it won't be that good. so if you do the first easy idea that comes to mind! you'll feel better and slowly get out of the slump!
examples:
eat something different and fun
take a walk? always lame but you WILL feel a 1000% better
read funny or romance no thought stuff
go thrifting not for cheap and funky trinkets!
being in a funk makes everything seem too much, so getting out of it should be kinda like stopping ur brain from being over-worked... atleast from my perspective!
Jul 2, 2024
ive heard some people say reading the time on a clock is lame but to me it’s so classy & like i’m back in 1890 (heart eyes 4 analog clocks)
plus the way they’re made, the thought behind making them work the beautiful architectural genius of it agh!
also this picture is from my uni building clock thing🌷
Jul 8, 2024