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so i work a pretty little customer service job right… this man goes “your name is wrong. it’s supposed to be m-a-y-a. where are you from?”
huh???
welcome to the interrogation station goddamn. like my mom didn’t know i would suffer be nice
Apr 1, 2024
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you’ll be greeted by a 58 year old man with 5 ear piercings. his name is Roland.
he’ll mishear your extremely common name
Apr 23, 2024
I obviously didn’t. The people were so nice. the front desk girl at the gym I went to thought I was Italian so she kept speaking to me in that language the remainder of my stay. I never corrected her. I wanted a friend 😂
Apr 18, 2024
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I am short and generally bubbly, so people always assume that I am younger than my actual age (which is wild to me). One time a few years ago, someone came to my door and asked me if my parents were home…my tattoos were highly visible… I said no and wasn’t lying 🤷♀️
When my son was first born, I had to bring something to my husband’s work, and the dad of a client asked who the teenage mother was (It was me, I was 31 lol).
Personality things, I don’t know. I’ll have to ask some people and get back to you!
Sep 25, 2024
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i have a crush in all my school spaces, in my hobbies, and at work. keeps you busy and yondering tastefully. never allow yourself just one crush thats quite mean!!
Feb 27, 2024
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guys i live with this girl (love her) but she uses a robe for the post shower routine… i have never indulged like i do now after purchasing a robe
p.s. the fluffier the better
Apr 1, 2024
these shoes have changed me. seriously, they are the comfiest things i own.
i think they are made to be nursing shoes or kitchen shoes so that explains it
size range is small asf so proceed with caution
ALSO they run huge like MASSIVE (i’m a size 8 and fit best into a 5) so also try them on in person first teehee
Apr 1, 2024