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Actually had no idea who she was and had only heard of her from friends making fun of her grotesque habit of shortening words into cloying little abbreviations (see photo) + the extremely basic fundamental nature of her recipes. But having been raised by a womenā€™s studies professor who was liberated by the microwave, I recognized that I fall well within her target audience of inept learned helplessness white women with no ability to independently sustain themselves, so I looked her up. Love her caesar salad recipe except I replace the canola oil with more olive oil because what the fuck that is so foul and sad. I usually make it with hydroponically grown icicle lettuce but Iā€™m doing it with chiffonade cut dino kale soaked in olive oil and salt this time because I didnā€™t have time to go to the farmers market this morning and the greens at Whole Foods are always a sad state of affairs.
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Apr 7, 2024

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Strip the leaves from the stems, bundle them and roll them up, chiffonade them, toss them with a liberal amount of olive oil, coat them in salt, massage the salt and oil into the leaves. Leave it a bowl covered in the fridge for at least an hour then take them out and add whatever other vegetables or dressing or ingredients you want to add. I love kale Caesar I use Molly Bazā€™s recipe because itā€™s written for idiots but I sub the canola for olive oil šŸ˜ Iā€™m inept in the kitchen and this is essentially the only meal I know how to make. Brussels sprouts cut in half, tossed in olive oil and pepper, laid out in a single layer of a sheet pan and cooked until crispy šŸ¤¤ Also recommend buying frozen broccoli and steaming it in the microwave according to the instructions... Costco sells really awesome frozen vegetable mixes you can steam them or roast them. Donā€™t get too bent out of shape about losing some amount of nutritional value from cooking them!
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