When haagen dazs goes on sale for $3.50 at foodtown, dump a little bit of milk over a scoop and smash it up with a spoon. you probably shouldn’t be having much more lactose than that anyway.
it’s nice to get a too-expensive, single-serve bottle of thick, rich, flavored milk from the woo-woo grocery store for a little treat on a warm summer night!! scratches an itch ice cream can’t quite reach..