walking the long way round the park. or if you live near a train line that’s on a loop going the wrong way. anything could happen in the part you werent supposed to be in
why do we do this whole performance of “oh silly me!” or pretending to look for something as an excuse to pivot!! loud and proud all 2024 baby just do that 180 and keep it pushing!!
When haagen dazs goes on sale for $3.50 at foodtown, dump a little bit of milk over a scoop and smash it up with a spoon. you probably shouldn’t be having much more lactose than that anyway.
