Some seniors thought it would be a funny prank to buy cheap alarm clocks and put them in their lockers, all setting them to go off at the same time as a comical disruption in the final weeks of the school year. Before the agreed upon time, however, one of the teachers heard a loud ticking coming from the hallway, assumed the worst, and the entire school was evacuated. The cops and fire department arrived, and since all of the kids involved put the clocks in their own lockers, the culprits were soon taken down to the principal's office and interrogated by the police. After it became apparent that they were just dealing with a room of stupid and terrified kids, they just gave u- *ahem* them some community service hours.
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The setting is a huge public highschool in Minneapolis. The scene of plenty of viral fight videos (including the infamous hijab snatching)
We bribed a janitor to let us into the school at 1 am. We went from room to room, turning tables and chairs upside down, defacing posters with “SENIOR SZN” and dumb stuff like that. Before we finished, we decided our final hurrah would be bringing tables and chairs from classrooms to the front entrance to block the main door and the administrative office from entrance. It was like kids in a toy store- free reign over our high school in the dead of night. Ive been chasing the high ever since.
cut to: all parents have to come to an assembly where they sign off on our written apologies to the principal and administrators.
Apr 26, 2024
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so at my middle school library, you simply had to write your name on a slip of paper to check out a book. each week our homeroom teacher would read out the titles of overdue books and the names of kids who’d checked them out. in advance of April fools in 6th grade, I checked out what I considered the weirdest books in the library (stuff like “your changing body”) under the names of all the boys in my class. my teacher read out the list on April 1 and all the kids were like “what!!! I swear I didn’t check that out!!” In retrospect I have no idea how this unhinged yet clever idea entered my developing brain
Apr 6, 2024
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-math teacher sleeping with students
-health teacher being fired for jerking off in his office
-racist slur in the yearbook
-girl being dragged across the floor with a belt around her neck during a fight
-chorus teacher embezzling funds and stealing donations
-spanish teacher being fired for hitting a kid
-dude getting thrown down the grand staircase during a fight
-social studies teacher threatening to beat me
all of the following was done by the same student from 7th-11th grade:
-literally trying to burn the school down
-dropping his pants and shitting in the hallway
-threatening to shoot up the school after he was caught and recorded jerking off in a bathroom stall and had the video sent across the school and entire state
-wore a confederate flag belt to school every day
plus many more incidents
Apr 27, 2024
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