That’s not toast with butter and jam. C’est une tartine.
It’s not a grilled ham and cheese. C’est un croque monsieur.
I don’t even really know french it’s just fun.
it’s phonetics are wild. you ignore half the letters in the sentence to produce a sound eloquent enough to swoon your lover but the caveat being contorting your tongue in unholy ways
- my lore is interesting
- people enjoy being around me
- my anecdotes are unique
- i don’t scare people
- my best is actually good
- i can perform hard tasks
- my confidence isn’t a facade
- i am a bundle of joy
