acts tough until one of the robbers threatens me then looses it, but spends the entire robbery making sardonic and slightly innapropriate comments
Jun 20, 2024
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I'm the guy who thought he was the hero, but turned out to be an NPC. Maybe I tried something, or just gave the robbers a shifty look, but I'm definitely wounded. The robber is now waving the gun around and pointing to me to show this shit is serious.
Jun 20, 2024
idk i just watched run, lola, run recently and she is absolutely me if i got roped into that sort of scenario. i am a libra rising with people pleasing tendencies (im working on it!) so many a time i've found myself getting entangled in something unwillingly. i would do my best to go along with the plan and that’s what matters! the gun would slip from my clammy little hands but you can’t say i didn’t look cute doing it 🫶🏽 the mugshot would be super iconic.
Jun 20, 2024
Top Recs from @faithelaine
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Volcano - Jungle: tbh anything by jungle has been my fav recently, they deserve a lot more love, my fav song is "I've Been In Love ft. Chanel Tres" off of Volcano
Glow - Alice Phoebe Lou: she just really has such a lovely voice, and there is a song on this album for every mood! my fav song is "Velvet Mood", it is so beautiful and has been on repeat!
KAYTRAMINE - KAYTRAMINE, Amine, KAYTRANADA: this album has such a dancey/groovy vibe and it is one of my favs to listen to when i'm doing chores or anything i don't want to do because it makes it a lot more bearable! fav song is "4EVA ft. Pharrell Williams"
EVERYTHING IS LOVE- The Carters: i love, love, love The Carters ahhhh i wish Beyonce and Jay-Z made more music together under this name because every song they made SLAPS! the flow is just incredible and the production on all of the songs is masterful! my fav song is def "NICE".
BUBBA - KAYTRANADA: by now you can probably figure out that i like KAYTRANADA haha but this album is so good and i love all the features! KAYTRANADA's sound is really dancey and feel-good in general... my fav song off of this album is def "Midsection ft. Pharrell Williams"
i hope you love these recs i could literally talk about music all day! lemme know what you think if you take a listen :)
Jun 20, 2024
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(i find this kind of stuff unreasonably funny... like those videos where people translate rap songs into old english... )
1. occasionally, a person must take it upon themselves to assert their dominance against others in public
2. every once in a while it is necessary to exemplify superiority against people who lack the skills you possess
3. upon a whim, one feels obligated to remind others who are beneath your intelligence that you are simply excelling at what they are unable to replicate
enjoy lol 💋
Jun 21, 2024
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ok so gargling warm salt water has done wonders for my sore throats in the past! i just microwave or heat up some water in the kettle and then take my salt shaker and shake a lil bit in the cup, then stir. make sure to "close off your throat" before gargling (sounds dumb, but the first time i gargled warm water i choked and it was kinda painful haha).
this next thing is really nasty but i swear i have never had a cold that this method couldn't beat. and it works SO QUICKLY. swallowing chopped up, raw, garlic. by the spoonful. I KNOW ITS SO BAD IM SORRY but it works so well (i think bc the garlic is so nasty it just creates a hostile environment in your throat that the virus doesn't like). it helps a lot if you do this before a meal, since then the garlic taste will be gone from your mouth before too long. i usually just take a spoonful or too with water, or pinch my nose while taking it to spare myself the taste.
feel better <3
Jun 20, 2024