(i find this kind of stuff unreasonably funny... like those videos where people translate rap songs into old english... )
1. occasionally, a person must take it upon themselves to assert their dominance against others in public
2. every once in a while it is necessary to exemplify superiority against people who lack the skills you possess
3. upon a whim, one feels obligated to remind others who are beneath your intelligence that you are simply excelling at what they are unable to replicate
enjoy lol 💋
Jun 21, 2024
Related Recs
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NOT mean ones
- at a poetry reading night, a friend and I presenting - talking abt how important this one poem was to me as a woc, and to her as a white woman in understanding me, and then proceeding to read out a rupi kaur poem together
- at a friend group dinner, pretending to one unsuspecting friend that a bunch of us had the same rogue political opinion
ive got a feeling these don't sound funny at all, but that's the nature of such things. figure out ur own!
Feb 5, 2024
You caught me be silly in public.
Yes, I am dancing to the song playing in the market.
Yes, I have a little tune playing in my head.
Yes, I make faces while I have a conversation with myself.
Try it out sometime! Could be fun.
Jan 1, 2025
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i just crack myself up. always itchin to relive my own jokes.
Apr 16, 2024
Top Recs from @faithelaine
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acts tough until one of the robbers threatens me then looses it, but spends the entire robbery making sardonic and slightly innapropriate comments
Jun 20, 2024
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Volcano - Jungle: tbh anything by jungle has been my fav recently, they deserve a lot more love, my fav song is "I've Been In Love ft. Chanel Tres" off of Volcano
Glow - Alice Phoebe Lou: she just really has such a lovely voice, and there is a song on this album for every mood! my fav song is "Velvet Mood", it is so beautiful and has been on repeat!
KAYTRAMINE - KAYTRAMINE, Amine, KAYTRANADA: this album has such a dancey/groovy vibe and it is one of my favs to listen to when i'm doing chores or anything i don't want to do because it makes it a lot more bearable! fav song is "4EVA ft. Pharrell Williams"
EVERYTHING IS LOVE- The Carters: i love, love, love The Carters ahhhh i wish Beyonce and Jay-Z made more music together under this name because every song they made SLAPS! the flow is just incredible and the production on all of the songs is masterful! my fav song is def "NICE".
BUBBA - KAYTRANADA: by now you can probably figure out that i like KAYTRANADA haha but this album is so good and i love all the features! KAYTRANADA's sound is really dancey and feel-good in general... my fav song off of this album is def "Midsection ft. Pharrell Williams"
i hope you love these recs i could literally talk about music all day! lemme know what you think if you take a listen :)
Jun 20, 2024
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ok so gargling warm salt water has done wonders for my sore throats in the past! i just microwave or heat up some water in the kettle and then take my salt shaker and shake a lil bit in the cup, then stir. make sure to "close off your throat" before gargling (sounds dumb, but the first time i gargled warm water i choked and it was kinda painful haha).
this next thing is really nasty but i swear i have never had a cold that this method couldn't beat. and it works SO QUICKLY. swallowing chopped up, raw, garlic. by the spoonful. I KNOW ITS SO BAD IM SORRY but it works so well (i think bc the garlic is so nasty it just creates a hostile environment in your throat that the virus doesn't like). it helps a lot if you do this before a meal, since then the garlic taste will be gone from your mouth before too long. i usually just take a spoonful or too with water, or pinch my nose while taking it to spare myself the taste.
feel better <3
Jun 20, 2024