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Why do we get the best meal of our lives when we have COMMITTED such terrible crimes

3 steamed blue crabs in old bay 1 steamed Maine Lobster with butter 12 raw oysters 12 raw clams 1 scallop sushi hand roll 1 coca cola classic 1 slice of carrot cake 1 slice of cheesecake 1 kiss on the forehead I think that is the most i can realistically eat. #otterdiet

@whalebutt

Jun 21, 2024

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