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Sometimes you’ve just gotta call it. Not everything has to be an ordeal! Then you feel so independent and anonymous-in-a-good-way as you stroll to the subway and back home
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it's simply the best. you wanna leave? just go! don't say anything to anyone. do you have trouble with friends who love prolonged goodbyes or friends who try to convince you to stay longer? not anymore. you're already halfway home before anyone even realizes you're gone. "you should have said goodbye!" well, maybe i saw my opportunity to vamoose and took it! they should be saying, "you're a visionary, a true go-getter!" anyway, it's the most satisfying move to pull in any social situation and i recommend you do it whenever you can.
Nov 10, 2023
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Sometimes it just feels good to disappear. I don’t want to hug everyone so I will sneak out and end up in my bed with a couple of texts saying variations of “where did you run off to?” and I will fall into a peaceful slumber knowing I am missed.
Feb 6, 2024
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Just say “I have to go home now” when you want to go home. To pull this off requires self assurance. It’s way weirder to have the vibe of someone who wants to leave but won‘t than to just rip off the band-aid.
Jan 13, 2024
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I’ve been calling it an anchovy summer since probably April and I stand by it. Last week I had anchovies and bread on the beach at the rockaways, this week I added them to a lackluster salad. I could post a photo of my texts about anchovies too but won’t subject you to that
Jul 8, 2024
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Makes you feel like you’re escaping the CIA in berlin. also it’s by moby???
Jul 2, 2024
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Sorry!! it’s fun. Today I was (ostensibly) reading a paper in a cafe for “work” but paused a few mins to listen to the couple gossiping next to me
Jul 8, 2024