Drinking a white monster is like playing chopsticks on a seismograph. Your body is a sensitive machine. Stop bludgeoning your receptors, treat them like a sting ray. Two fingers. Gently drop them a sardine. Sardines are soft, oily, and relatively uncomplicated. Or drink 8 monsters and swing the sting ray through the aquarium window and onto the interstate, where it hitches a ride to yellowstone. Either way take some notes. You need to know how these chemicals effect you. It’s not just monster, it’s milk, it’s mint tea. Every crumb imbibed is plucking the gossamer strands of your interwoven fabric. Eat something you are allergic to.