we were on a walk and he just scooped a crushed coffee cup off the ground and dropped it in the bin in one motion. he didn’t stop the conversation either.
i was DONE FOR after that.
It’s not the same anymore. We got into so much trouble, and yet didn’t get caught. Once I chipped his tooth and he said he ran into a pole so I wouldn’t get into trouble. I don’t think our parents believed him, but they respected his answer.
“los angeles, the windy city”
“portland, the big apple”
“sacramento, the city that never sleeps”
stupidest thing that makes me giggle every time
started copying my friends’ drink orders for a round to get me out of my routine bevvies! it’s fun and cute and then you match and try something you wouldn’t normally
i speak in a very low volume in my car to other people on the road and say things like
“now why would you do that?”
“who does that help?”
“my car is here already, ma’am”
