started copying my friends’ drink orders for a round to get me out of my routine bevvies! it’s fun and cute and then you match and try something you wouldn’t normally
literally the pinnacle of intimacy and fun. i love going out for a little drink for all occasions: tomorrow is my best friend's birthday (drinks!) date on saturday (caffeinated drinks!) visiting fam/friends at home (catch-up drinks!) need to do schoolwork (SOLO caffeinated drinks!)
there is nothing this life can offer me that isn't better with a $5-8 drink
i speak in a very low volume in my car to other people on the road and say things like
“now why would you do that?”
“who does that help?”
“my car is here already, ma’am”
we were on a walk and he just scooped a crushed coffee cup off the ground and dropped it in the bin in one motion. he didn’t stop the conversation either.
i was DONE FOR after that.